Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are frogs always happy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?