What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What food is a man's best friend?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?