Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
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Which celebrity always frowns?
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Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?