What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
It's allergy season again?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?