Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?