Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why was the musician arrested?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is the definition of Robin?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?