Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which singer could always break a five?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?