What do you call an insincere horse?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?