Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Who won the race between two balls of string?