If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's the richest basketball team?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?