Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?