What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?