What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which is the worst season?
Which insect makes the best father?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you give a sick pig?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?