What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where does laundry go to college?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?