Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
What animal loves Indian food?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How do frogs get to work?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?