How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which state has the best streets?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do you make antifreeze?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?