What do you call stolen cheese?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?