Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How long will dinner be?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which animals make the most honest judges?