Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do fish do at parades?
Where do kittens go to school?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How did the tree get lost?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?