Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do cows go to New York?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?