What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which fly makes films?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What type of pasta helps you relax?