Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What animal knows kung fu?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do automobiles fly?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What bee is good for your health?