What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?