Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?