What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
It's allergy season again?