What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?