Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?