Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the tomato turn red?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a dog in space?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What animal floats best?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?