What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do naked fish play with?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How did the tree feel in spring?