Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did autumn say to summer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?