What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the frog have a long face?