What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?