What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How was the wedding?