What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are baseball games at night?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?