What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?