What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What's a henway?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do scientists grow fruit?