What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is a duck's favorite snack?