What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why are frogs always happy?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is the wealthiest fish?