What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How did the toad die?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?