What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How did the tree get lost?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the scariest letter?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?