Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?