Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?