I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Then it hit me.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a henway?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?