Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
My brother is my partner in crime.