What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What words make the best athletes?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?