I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do chips wear socks?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?