I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the foal cough?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What famous scientist will try anything?
When do mice play every day?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?