What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?