What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the fish blush?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?