Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are winter days great?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?