Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?