Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?