Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?