Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?