What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?