Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?