What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?