Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What fish only swims at night?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?