Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?