Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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Which animals make the best football players?