What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do cows go to New York?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How does dinner smell?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do mice need oiling?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?