What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?