What's red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?