Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What does a panda ghost say?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?