What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Where do frogs keep their money?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are frogs always happy?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?