Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which cats have the best manners?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why does Jesus drive so much?