What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's the politest month?
Where do mice leave their boats?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is the color of the wind?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?