Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Who invented fractions?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?