Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do all the planets get along?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do football players deal with their problems?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?