Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How does a sidewalk address a question?