Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?