What kind of music do planets like?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Did you know about April 1st?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a dog's favorite book?