What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?