What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?