What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are all priests fit?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?