How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is summer always sad?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?