Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where does water do all its banking?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?