Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
Why did the foal cough?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Shoutout to my grandma!